Obamacare to launch new iChip

Irrefutable proof has finally surfaced in a reliable Facebook post that Obamacare is meant to subjugate and enslave the American population. Santo Lippo has uncovered the plot to have all Americans injected with Radio Frequency Identification  Device (RFID) in everyone’s hand under Obamacare.

Just like cats and dogs

Similar to common household pets who receive the a “medical tracking device” from their veterinarian,  the RFID device will hold all our personal information that will allow either the CIA or FBI to track us. This will come in particularly handy for unmanned aerial drone strikes on those patriotic Americans that insist on protesting over their second amendment rights. It has been reported that Russian President Putin is in talks with The Obama administration to launch a similar program in his communist kingdom.

Success in England and Canada

The nefarious grand plan hatched by the dynamic duo of Obama-Pelosi will have all Americans

infused with a tiny tracking device under their skin at their first doctor visit under the ACA (American Clandestine Act). Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi supposedly co-opted the idea from the Canadian and U.K. socialized healthcare systems where they use them to quiet people who may want to complain about the slow healthcare services they receive.

China gears up production of iChip

Health and Human Services Department reportedly has signed a production agreement with Apple’s Foxxconn production facility in China to produce the iChip (iClandestine Health Information Program). The Food and Drug Administration approved the new iChip after reviewing data from thousand of Apple store employees injected with the iChip. The data showed Apple store employees fitted with the iChip to be 90% more compliant, less inquisitive about worker rights and had less absenteeism  The only side effects of the iChip were that the men lost interest in shaving or getting hair cuts.

Numb trigger fingers

In addition to holding all the personal information of the implanted American, the new Obamacare iChip will have the capability to numb the fingers preventing them from squeezing the trigger of a gun. Since Obama knows he won’t be able to confiscate all the guns in America, the RFID device renders the citizenry impotent from fighting his grand plans to enslave us.

Authorization for the new iChip program can be found, which I successfully did, in the 1,000 page tome of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.
June 9, 2010

53 PPACA (Consolidated) Sec. 1201\2709 PHSA

‘‘(2) APPLICABLE MANUFACTURER.—The term ‘applicable

manufacturer’ means a manufacturer of a covered drug, device,

biological, or medical supply which is operating in the United

States, or in a territory, possession, or commonwealth of the

United States.

‘‘(B) EXCLUSION.—For purposes of paragraph (1)(B),

routine patient costs does not include—

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‘‘(i) the investigational item, device, or service,

itself;

‘‘(ii) items and services that are provided solely to

satisfy data collection and analysis needs and that are

not used in the direct clinical management of the patient;

or

‘‘(3) CLINICAL INVESTIGATION.—The term ‘clinical investigation’

means any experiment involving 1 or more human subjects,

or materials derived from human subjects, in which a

drug or device is administered, dispensed, or used.

‘‘(4) COVERED DEVICE.—The term ‘covered device’ means

any device for which payment is available under title XVIII or

a State plan under title XIX or XXI (or a waiver of such a

plan).

Urban myth…hardly

You may see some websites debunking the iChip as an urban myth, but those sites are controlled by the White House. On the upside, all Americans will now be able to see a less expensive veterinarian for all their health care needs as they are the only ones with the experience to insert the iChip.

Gretchen Etzold contributed to the story