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Life agent by day…Terrorist fighter by night

I may look like a nerdy insurance agent, but I am a trained fighter against the evil doers.

While you may have encountered some Life insurance agents that acted like they were applying a particular form of torture to you, I bet you didn’t know that life agents are on the front lines of the war on terror. It is true. We have been recruited to be the de facto eyes and ears of the government to interdict unsavory enemies of America that may try and harm us by purchasing life insurance.

My enlistment as an anti-terrorist crusader comes from the Anit-Money Laundering course, administered by the global consulting firm LIMRA, that all Life Insurance agents must take:

As a result of the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 (9/11), Congress enacted the “Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism” Act. This act, commonly referred to as the USA PATRIOT Act, was signed into law by President George W. Bush on October 26, 2001.

Section 352 of the USA PATRIOT Act, in part, requires financial institutions to establish an anti-money laundering (AML) program.

“An insurance company is responsible for integrating its agents and brokers into its anti-money laundering program, for obtaining relevant customer-related information from them, and for using that information to assess the money laundering risks presented by its business and to identify any ’red flags’.” (Emphasis added)

Dirty money leads to dirty bombs

The problem is that terrorists or evil doers not only don’t think it’s against the law to blow up our buildings; they have no problem selling drugs to generate cash (think Afghanistan). Before they can make legitimate purchases of cars, trucks or airplanes to carry out their evil plans, they have to convert their ill-gotten gains into legitimate cash.

Crazy as it may sound; you can purchase a life insurance policy or annuity and then cancel it. When the insurance company sends you a check for the balance of your funds…Bingo! Clean money with a good paper trail.

I can’t play dumb

What life insurance agent would help a drug dealer or terrorist launder money? It’s not as if you actually know the nefarious intent of your client. Plus, when some agents are looking at a hefty pay day of several thousand dollars for pushing paper with a willing buyer, not many questions are asked. But turning a blind eye is being watched by the government.

Willful Blindness – A deliberate effort to avoid or ignore information that could lead to the discovery of unlawful activity. For example, an individual is considered to be willfully blind if he or she has suspicions regarding a client’s transaction activity or has reason to question the true identity of the beneficial owner of an account, but deliberately chooses not to follow up on those suspicions, preferring instead to remain ignorant of the true circumstances. Willful blindness is punishable under the law with a severity similar to that of an intentional violation.

The penalties associated with money laundering are severe.

I love the bullet point that your reputation may be harmed by aiding money laundering as if the agent or owner really cared in the first place.

Getting to know you

The solution to outwitting the terrorist and drug lords, as I am instructed, is to “Know Your Customer”. If you don’t like what your customer is telling you as a red blooded American you get to snitch with a Suspicious Activity Report (SAR).

You also will be able to respond when a company has identified red flags during its review of applications or during monitoring of ongoing transactions, and to provide client information that will help the company determine whether the red flags warrant filing a Suspicious Activity Report (SAR).

Why do you talk funny?

Because you never know when one of your clients may be politically connected with a foreign government:

A client in an elected or appointed government position (particularly in a foreign government) is considered higher risk due to possible corruption, misappropriation of funds, or bribery. These persons are known as PEPs or PEFPs, i.e., politically exposed persons or politically exposed foreign persons.

I should be so lucky as to have a foreign national with embassy protection call me for life insurance. That’s a red flag right there.

Creating your secret dossier

The nice aspect of all this terrorist, suspicious, money laundering government mandated training is that they request that I extract as much personal and financial information out of you as possible.

 Client Profile
Information you collect and retain on a client should include items like the following:

However, I am a little bummed that the government is not letting me use water-boarding techniques to get the last little bit of financial data out of my clients and make them sign on the dotted line. Of course, sitting with a life insurance agent may be considered torture enough by some folks.

Recite the pledge of allegiance please

Finally, for those who adamantly subscribe to conspiracy theories, or just don’t trust the federal government in general, your unwillingness to answer ALL my questions maybe a BIG RED FLAG.

Red Flags during the Sales Process

Prove you love America…Call Me Today!!!

If you want to show your love of our great country, and prove you are not a drug dealing terrorist, you must call me and purchase life insurance from me. I will dutifully report to the keepers of liberty in our nation that you are a red blooded American willing to purchase a life insurance policy or annuity from me for the good of our country. It is a tough and dirty job, but someone has to keep the homeland safe. What higher caliber of troops than life insurance agents that trained the CIA in torture techniques.

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